A quote, like it says, is some text that was written by someone else and that you would like to display in your own writing or speech. This blog main subject is college, and everything related to college, and I've thought that from time to time students need some fun.So here you can see some famous, funny, and memorable quotes about college, and I'm sure that you'll find at least one you'll like.

• “College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”
  
  
• “A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
  
  
• "It's perverse, isn't it? People spend years developing their minds and educating themselves, but in the end, they just want to shut them off." ~ Thirteen Conversations About One Thing - Movie
  
  
• "Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity." ~ A Beautiful Mind - Movie
  
  
• “One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.”
  
  
• “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
  
  
• “Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
  
  
• “It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.”
  
  
• “I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”
  
  
• "80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read. "
  
  
• "A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed."
  
  
• "A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students."
  
  
• "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
  
  
• "The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."
  
  
• "I have never let schooling interfere with my education." ~ Mark Twain
  
  
• "A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." ~ Theodore Roosevelt
  
  
• "College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?" ~ David Wood
  
  
• "College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage." ~ George Gobel
  
  
• "The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in." ~ Robert J. Kibbee
  
  
• "Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school." ~ Albert Einstein
  
  
• "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college." ~ Bill Vaughn
  
  
• "Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously." ~ G.K. Chesterson
  
  
• "The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." ~ Bill Austin

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